"We assume others show love the same way we do — and if they don’t, we worry it’s not there."

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hellyeahyums:

the-gingerdancer:

sextronautt:

how can lawyers argue without crying 

or swearing

if i went into a courtroom i’d be all

now you fucking listen here you little cumslut 

"he has been found guilty

"HA IN YOUR FUCKING FACES, BITCHES."

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neildegrassetyson:

neildegrassetyson:

So I’m hosting a Chinese exchange student for the year, and she came in last night at midnight, so I was asleep (trying to get back on a regular sleep schedule, you know?), and this morning she gave me a gift.

  • It’s a mug
  • When you put hot liquid in it
  • It changes from solid black
  • To
  • Pictures
  • Of
  • My
  • Face

image

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unimportantly-normal:

If I could I would marry Josh Hutcherson, Michael Bublé, Eddie Redmayne, Aaron Tveit, Hugh Dancy, Leigh Halfpenny, Justin Timberlake, Harry Styles, Robert Pattinson, Zac Efron, Liam Hemsworth, Tom Daley, Gerard Butler, Logan Lerman, Aaron Johnson, Channing Tatum and Alex Pettyfer. But I can’t so I’m just going to cry myself to sleep. 

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221cbakerstreet:

jadeklaus:

I WOKE UP HOME ALONE AND image

THERE IS A DEERR IN MY HOUSE KJGKJKLLKJ I’M SCARED IT WON’T GO OUTSIDE NAD IT’S EATING MY DOGS FOOD

why would you ever want it to leave it is a magical woodland friend

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